Rob

Rob; a way to refer to someone who is a pedophile (likes minors sexually)

"I rizzed up a 12 year old today"
"You are such a rob!"

by rizzking456 October 4, 2023

Robbed in daylight no guns

When you go to a store that up charges you for shit return.

I was just robbed in daylight no guns from going to fucking bougie grocery store erehwon for their $30 bottle water and $50 hamburger that was all mid 😭😭

by CUMSE April 2, 2024

Rob Schneider

rhyming slang for , cigarette lighter.

Ready to roll, u got a Rob Schneider?

by luccirosso April 12, 2024

Rob Pearson

The most loving, amazing boyfriend to ever exist. He cares about everything and has the biggest heart in the world. He is small so he is the perfect size for cuddling. He spoils his girlfriend way more than she deserves. I love youuuuu

"I love Rob Pearson"

by bshsjanjajsnajs April 19, 2024

Freaky Rob

a very horny cal poly slo student

a man whose rob really needs some freaking, he may it out this weekend at the freakfest (his room) at 4am

“Hey it’s freaky rob!”
“Freaky rob will be gone tonight”

by gyatrizzlersigmah May 9, 2024

Robbed

Watching porn on an IPad while wanking.

I Robbed one out.

by JonSmithSubs May 10, 2024

T-Rob

T-Rob is a good looking, caring, sensitive, and funny guy. He's fun to be around, he's most likely taller than all of his friends, and he's a fucking god at pulling women. His name probably came from his family or his heritage (his government name's usually Robert). Also, he has a fat, massive cock.

Girl 1: "Woah, who's that hot tall guy in the corner?"

Girl 2: "Oh, that's T-Rob. He's so hot."

Girl 1: "How tall is he?"

Girl 2: "He's 6'1."

Girl 1: "I just came."

by goobersfavmale November 28, 2021