Almeria Times

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by Culdee July 6, 2023

before times

previously; formerly.

1. We used to travel frequently in the before times, but now we prefer staycations.

2. Before social media, people connected differently.

by Arminkshipper July 19, 2024

My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Hooha Times Two

Another one of “Phill’s” saying, what does it mean? No one knows.

Phill: That’s a Hooha times two

by Distant577 August 15, 2024

108 Times

Now, if it wasn't ACTUALLY the Marijuana and if, instead, it was MY thing? The Weaponization of schizophrenia for the purpose of behavioral control... Then... Good girl! Murder them all! Murder their kids! BURN THEIR SOULS FOREVER!!!

Hym "Now, THAT I could see stabbing someone 108 times over! Do it every time. If the have kids, kill the kids. Carve my name into their corspes. Paint the walls with their blood. Take a picture. Post a video. If the news doesn't report on it start killing the news people. Kill and kill until they acknowledge what they're doing. And then after they acknowledge what they're doing, kill anyone who did it. Cleanse the world of the vermin."

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

colonial times

A hairstyle in which your hair is in a low ponytail. Just like how they wore it in colonial times.

I love having my hair in the colonial times!

by urmom69696969696969 February 27, 2024

snap timer

Have a timer on a snap commonly means the person with the timer on is sending nudes

Imma put my snap timer on so you don’t screen shot

by Peen449 May 11, 2024