Fix It Ticket

A Fix It Ticket is a citation written that can be corrected, you can correct your violation and take proof to court and the judge will dismiss the citation and you may have to pay a small dismissal fee. (Usually $25.00+)

John Doe was pulled over, the officer asked him for his proof of insurance. John Doe couldn't provide proof, the officer wrote a Fix It Ticket, John Doe got insurance and took proof to court, the judge dismissed his ticket, and he payed a small fee for the dismissal.

by DD-ud August 25, 2016

slipknot season ticket holders

Ugly fat goths who wear black steel toe cap boots b like to stand on small animals heads and sit in there room playing cod drinking monster energy or the original rockstar

Slipknot season ticket holders like to go to gothic events

by I'm not a goth May 6, 2018

tickets

refers to hits of acid

derived from the idea that acid creates a "show" (at least in YOUR mind)

"we're getting some tickets to the show tonight"
"got any tickets to the show?"

by Kayla B May 12, 2006

tucker max drunk

The ultimate stage of drunkenness

At this point in the night, i was tucker max drunk.

by Tucker Reader April 1, 2003

the ticket

the way, the means, the solution, the cure

Put the car up on a hoist and have a look yourself, that's the ticket.

Viagra is the ticket to better sex.

With condoms we found using a lubricant is the ticket.

by Jake March 25, 2004

tinker's cuss

Replaces the usual 'fuck' or 'damn' in the "I don't give a..." expression. Comes from old Irish slang, still used mainly in London.

I don't give a tinker's cuss what you think!

by cactusx102 December 11, 2007

tickler

A moustache or goatee on one who performs oral sex

Alex :Do i smell sushi?
Rob: No, you just haven't cleaned your tickler since last night

by Svenfinker October 24, 2003