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Third-gender.
by Evolutini December 26, 2024
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third-degree fart

Unlike a mildly-to-moderately-heated first- or second-degree fart that may merely cause minor reddening and/or blistering, this term refers to a super-hot expellation of concentrated putrid methane that not only broils Uranus and singes your butthole-hairs on the way out, but it also scorches the thigh/knee of any unfortunate fellow human being who happens to be unsuspectingly holding you on his lap at the time! It is wise, therefore, to be constantly "aware" of your colon's current "status" or "progression" of fart-activity whenever you're canoodling with someone, so that if you "feel one on the way", you can hastily hop off (here's one case where your lover most definitely **won't** think you rude or anti-social when you abruptly/wordlessly bounce up off his lap) and direct your posteriors away from your snuggle-buddy, anyone else within a fifty-foot radius, and of course, any source of fire (yes, farts are VERY MUCH flammable!), such as the outdoor grille that's currently frying up another big batch of the same beans 'n' hot wings that made you have the awful flatulence in the first place.
Redneck chick: I don't wanna have any interruption of the romantic snuggle-time with my hopefully-future-husband at our family's backyard barbecue this evening, so I'd better not partake of any of that rich spicy stuff that always gives me the third-degree farts!
by QuacksO December 26, 2016
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third pulse

the pulse you feel in your vagina when you get horny
I was sitting on my man’s lap & he felt my third pulse
by papoya February 23, 2020
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Third-Party Vegan

An individual who eats herbivorous animals.
I prefer to think of myself as a Third-party vegan, meaning that I eat the things that eat the grass.
by That thingy with the words. August 26, 2019
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third-cousin-twice-removed

1- Great-great-great-grandparent's sibling's great-grandchild / Grandparent's third-cousin.
2- Great-grandparent's sibling's great-great-great-grandchild / Third-cousin's grandchild.
My third-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by ZJO8738 October 3, 2021
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Third eye

People typically are not able to grasp this concept because it requires understanding the metaphor of the symbolism. The third eye is nothing mystical. It is an iconic symbol as defined by linguistic anthropologists since the actual idea of a third eye completely references the meaning of the symbol. The meaning is a bit of a metaphor. The Third Eye is what all of us can do when we close our eyes, and we are able to visualize anything in the world that we want to. We can see our goals in the future; we can imagine how parts of a car work in our head without ever looking inside of one. We are able to do this without seeing with our two eyes, and since we are still seeing something, then that must mean it's an eye we're seeing with. Hence, the third eye. We can train our minds to see more than what we used to through practice. Having a third eye wide open is synonymous with Hyperphantasia since that is it's medical term.
Man! dude, that sexy females Third Eye is wide open... They must have been born with Hyperphantasia.
by BoomBap247 March 9, 2022
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sextuple-third-cousin

Sextuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and twelve great-great-grandparents in common.
My sextuple-third-cousin is a good person.
by Gerald128 May 15, 2021
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