Captain Like

Someone who is constantly liking things on Facebook - Can be a bit of a cock womble

Will is always liking things on Facebook all day long, he's basically captain like... and a bit of a cock womble

by ninja_mc_ninja_face May 18, 2017

captain o'clock

Captain O'Clock refers to a time of the day, to start drinking spiced rum.

Much like Beer 30, where people would drink beer at this time, Captain O'Clock refers to drinking spiced rum, such as Captain Morgan.

by Captain Jax Macky February 5, 2010

Captain Firehose

A Man who DOUSES unsuspecting women with copious amounts of semen.

Jane was attacked by a maniac also known as Captain Firehose.

by DaedricToast February 24, 2014

Rat Captain

The last rat to leave a sinking ship is the Rat Captain.

1. an employee of a failing businesses, who has no real authority but still insists on sticking it out for as long as possible, despite that everyone at their level or below is quitting.

2. middle management of a failing business who is helping all of their subordinates to get good severance packages before they leave themselves.

"you gotta bail on that job already you Rat Captain, they aren't going to promote you when they're in liquidation"

by clayhands May 25, 2021

Captain George

To have diarrhea and vomit at the same time, as experienced by many of the patrons of the Virginia restaurant of the same name.

"OMG, something was wrong with that meal. I am totally going to Captain George!"

by microzen April 22, 2012

Captain lifesaver

Captain lifesaver is the best person ever. The best drawer. Captain lifesaver has the best personality ever. He knows what to tell you or send to you exactly when you need it. He’s perfect.

Captain lifesaver saves lives like Superman

by Mystery1813 June 9, 2019

Captain Steamer

The process of making stool in a cup and heating it in the microwave and pouring it upon someone

Dude i totally Captain Steamer ed her last night

by blaizacake May 23, 2012