While getting a morning blowjob from a chick before 10am, she throws up all over your boner. She then gobbles and slurps it back into her mouth while you cum, blends the substances in her mouth and spits it into your own mouth while you swallow.
I called my friend to see if he wanted to head out to eat, but he said he'd already had a Texas Breakfast.
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A travelling salesman was in California and he saw a golden payphone. The sign below the phone said, "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." The salesman travelled all over the country and wherever he went, he saw the same type of phone with the same type of sign under it. "Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000." When he went to Texas, however, he saw the same type of phone and the sign under it said, "Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents." He commented on this to one of the locals. "Everywhere I go in this country, I see this type of phone and the sign under it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: $30,000.' But when I see this same phone in Texas, it says, 'Direct Line to Heaven: 25 Cents.' Why do you suppose that is?" The man answered, "That's easy. From here, it's a local call."
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The only state where it is possible for a woman who has been admitted into a mental health clinic twice for being a danger to herself and others, as well as being a recovering alcoholic, can legally gain a license to conceal and carry a firearm. This woman is my ninety pound grandmother... sure makes for a good conversation, right?
Only in Texas...
by CharlesWalworth October 9, 2008
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by Sir Chico September 24, 2009
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Texas Brushpopper can be a cowboy, hunter, cop / ranger, rancher, oil rigger, etc. Brushpopper is NOT derogatory, just a fact. Ass hole is an incorrect assumption.
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