(noun) industry slang for a lower-echelon upstart or novice plumber, often due to the nature of the majority of cheap, quick, service calls he/she commonly performs (id es, cabling out clogged pipes).
Journeyman Plumber: Boss, that property management company called back. Another gummed up garbage disposal...
Master Plumber: We're starting a full stack replacement and all new copper supply lines today--and it has to be done by next Tuesday. Let 'em call the turd chaser if they want it cleaned out. We're busy with real plumbing.
Master Plumber: We're starting a full stack replacement and all new copper supply lines today--and it has to be done by next Tuesday. Let 'em call the turd chaser if they want it cleaned out. We're busy with real plumbing.
by xeonox January 10, 2013
A small cutting device that can be used to cut feces up in a toilet before flushing, either to keep the toilet from overflowing or so the feces won't streak the toilet.
by itsdodobaby December 06, 2009
The deep, strangled sound one often hears when another person is working on passing a particularly, um, challenging piece of feces from their anus.
Usually quite loud and penetrating- heard through doors and over stalls. May inspire inquires of "do you need an ambulance?" "Holy shit! What did you eat??!"
Usually quite loud and penetrating- heard through doors and over stalls. May inspire inquires of "do you need an ambulance?" "Holy shit! What did you eat??!"
Austin Powers - "WHO DOES NUMBER 2 WORK FOR??" is a great example.
In a sentence, "That dude started turd yodeling so loud in the stall I jumped and pissed on the wall!! His ass needs to eat some oatmeal!!"
In a sentence, "That dude started turd yodeling so loud in the stall I jumped and pissed on the wall!! His ass needs to eat some oatmeal!!"
by Hotdiggity January 07, 2014
The weird wobbling walk one makes when they have to drop a deuce really bad to avoid shitting themselves.
Jim - Why the fuck is Steve you walking like a fairy?
Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk
Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk
by zaq101 September 10, 2006
A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.
by WhiteyMcWhitster July 04, 2006
Otis: "Hey, Gunther, have you seen any of the Twilight movies?" Gunther: "Yeah, they were awful. Alice was pretty hot though. She was definitely the PEANUT IN THE TURD."
by AllTheGoodNamsAreTaken September 15, 2013
by Lil mane mane July 14, 2018