One who sucks such an exorbitant amount of chode that he/she has achieved 'gargler' status, meaning that he/she, instead of gargling on mouthwash in the morning and night, gargles on a massive chode instead. Indicators of a chode gargler is an extremely large mouth, as it has been stretched by the chode.
"Hey man you're teeth look really yellow, have you been using mouthwash?"
"No I gargle chode instead, I'm a chode gargler!"
"No I gargle chode instead, I'm a chode gargler!"
by Eric Clay January 15, 2015

A person who sucks on a chode,taint, of another person.
Also known as "to choddle" which is the combination of the words chode and yodler
Also known as "to choddle" which is the combination of the words chode and yodler
by Jay and Luke March 17, 2008

One who is constantly out of mana in an online role playing game. Typically caused by being overzealous with his/her spells.
by Carnival January 4, 2008

1. A person who licks chode.
2. An odious, despicable, repugnant, piece of shit person who does not deserve any respect.
3. A crazy motherfucker. aka "Cookoo"
2. An odious, despicable, repugnant, piece of shit person who does not deserve any respect.
3. A crazy motherfucker. aka "Cookoo"
I caught my boyfriend Thomas cheating on me, what a chode licker!
That chode licker thinks we should get back together! WTF?
That chode licker thinks we should get back together! WTF?
by YKWIA really?? January 12, 2010

by J. J. July 3, 2005

An ancient device that was used to cleanse entire battlefields full of people. None may ever truly fathom the chode cannons true power but to even comprehend just 5% of it would make the common man go mad. In the end the chode cannon will eradicate soy from existence.
by Dura San Gi April 5, 2023

Chode - A penis/person wider than it is long. Chodes are usually by the name, Sam Roberts and Samuel L. Jackson. They are Chodes because they eat a lot and refrain from doing physical activity. Also known as Tank Sam.
Sam means the name of one person who is - Super At Masterbation and is a Sexually Attractive Male.
Sam means the name of one person who is - Super At Masterbation and is a Sexually Attractive Male.
My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.
That guy is such a Chode Sam.
That guy is such a Chode Sam.
by Jhbrag August 22, 2011
