swamp root

A penis infected with advanced stages of HPV. A gnarled and weathered looking penis, usually resembling the base of taxodium distichum, or the swamp cypress tree. Usually dark in color with a rough texture.

Did you see that guy's wicked swamp root? He must have a bad case of HPV.

by Mr. Smitty June 14, 2010

Swamp Monkey

The American politicians in Washington D. C. Particularly the ones in Congress

A. Hey bill did you hear they're raising our taxes again
B. What a bunch of Swamp Monkeys

by Toad30712 April 10, 2021

Swamp-ninja

when someone sticks their finger in your sweaty butt

My uncle sneakily swamp-ninja'd my butt

by Feckinhec June 28, 2019

Swamp in the Backyard

The sweaty sensation around/in the buttocks caused by walking around outside on a hot summer's day, usually while wearing jeans.

Ugh, I should have worn a skirt today. I got a total swamp in the backyard right now.

by MissCuppycats May 11, 2010

Swamp Slomps

A messy, sweaty, beefy pussy; a vagina that resembles 2 week old ground beef.

That big ass girl over there with the thick legs got some SWAMP SLOMPS

by Joey Slomps April 21, 2011

Swamp Arse

Swamp arse is a very uncomfortable situation when your gooch, balls and arse crack are that damp and wet from sweating it resembles the conditions of a swamp

It’s so hot today, I have swamp arse

I’ve got proper bad swamp arse

by UrbanMyth123 June 24, 2020

Swamp Monster

A person who works in a harsh environment from the comfort of an air conditioned office (in old days = evaporative Air Con = “swampy” AC) making operational decisions for those toiling in the field... Usually exemplified by body mass.

“What does he/she know about doing this job safely and efficiently? ... that hideous swamp monster hasn’t taken a step from behind their desk in years other to grab another cupcake”

by Sossburger January 28, 2020