In a historic mid-1800's sewing-speed contest, Elias Howe was able to sew 250 stitches per minute on his mechanical wonder, as opposed to a mere thirty stitches that a group of professional seamstresses were able to make in that same allotment of time. I imagine that said fleet-fingered ladies exchanged astonished gawking stares and asked each other, "HOWE did he make stitches so fast???"
by QuacksO April 5, 2019
Get the HOWE did he make stitches so fast??? mug.The occasion of when the divorced parents of a child meet at a designated location to switch off their child for a certain amount of time. Sometimes this meeting point is created because the separated parents live quite far from one another and to make the commute fair to one another.
“Did your mom drive you all the way to your dads house in Worcester?”
“No the started doing the shared custody switch-a-rooni in a town closer to ours.”
“No the started doing the shared custody switch-a-rooni in a town closer to ours.”
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by The Pandalorian January 27, 2020
Get the Automatic Light Switches mug.TLSB is basically a female that makes you think and feel as if they care about you, and as you get to know them they switch up on you for no reason, and leave without explanation. ...how rude...what a Light switch Bitch (TLSB for short)
The Light Switch Bitch TLSB for short is a female who switches up on you out of no where...
Her: “I can’t F*ck with you no more”
Him: “I gave you all my energy Danisha and all my time”
You’re friend: “dude just drop her, she’s a Light Switch Bitch anyways”
Her: “I can’t F*ck with you no more”
Him: “I gave you all my energy Danisha and all my time”
You’re friend: “dude just drop her, she’s a Light Switch Bitch anyways”
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"Oh, The Wichita Switcheroo."
"Oh, The Wichita Switcheroo."
by William T. Brasky April 21, 2021
Get the The Wichita Switcheroo mug.David, David really switched up when he moved to Orlando. He really hasn't been the same person since. That man switched up so hard we call him The Light Switch.
by HGILLIS October 29, 2021
Get the The Light Switch mug.The act, known as the "Red Roof Switcheroo" but often shortened to just "Switcheroo," is a playful and mischievous action that originated in a hotel establishment and has since spread to various accommodations. This cheeky maneuver involves booking a room with two beds, designating one bed exclusively for romantic escapades or personal exploration and the other strictly for restful slumber. The purpose of the Switcheroo is to maintain the illusion of an undisturbed sleep environment while still indulging in amorous adventures or self-discovery. Though its origins can be traced back to the Red Roof Inn, this whimsical act has transcended its initial location, becoming a lighthearted and unconventional practice enjoyed not only by couples looking to add a touch of novelty to their hotel stays but also by individuals seeking a unique experience of personal exploration.
Booked a double queen room instead of a king bed so I could red roof switcheroo. Going to have fun in one and sleep in the other.
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