string theory

If a man walks for long enough, his boxers of briefs will turn into strings aka a thong. This can cause much annoyance once it strikes as it has the tendency to frequently reoccur.

A guy to his friend in the street: "Oh man, hold on. I got some serious string theory going on!"

by Felmor March 19, 2009

String Brother

A cross between a hipster, prep and jock . Usually plays and instrument and is in school band. Always popular and only hangs out with a small group of people.

WOW ! Chris was hanging out with the string brother kids today ...

by CatMan123 November 15, 2012

shoe string swag

shoestrings wore as a belt.

i wear shoe strings as a belt sometimes, therefore i have shoe string swag.

by indiana chick October 12, 2011

Shrink-ing

When at work in the office place, and you do fuck all work during the day

Baz stop Shrink-ing and do some fucking work!

by MPK February 1, 2008

stringer

one who goes down on his wife while eating a sandwich

That dude is a nasty stringer.

by matthew December 1, 2003

No Strings

No Strings is a concept that men think exist but actually doesn't. Certain women offer a "no strings" sex relationship to gullible males only to then proceed as it there are lots of strings. It is simply a honey trap, and an almost perfect one at that.

Millsy- "Elyssa offered me a casual no strings relationship, you know, no stress and complications, we just get together for sex. It's great to be able to let off steam and have fun without all the hassle, you know?"
Lord Scotland - "I see, so how many times has she texted you today?"
Millsy - "456"

by dogegg June 23, 2016

String bean

someone who rather resembles a dried out, shrivelled potato or bean sprout. They have aspirations of being a DJ, known as DJ stringbean. THey have no social life, no sex life, and generally are lower than Nerds/Geeks on the social scale.

"DUDE, that guy is such a String bean!"

"I'm DJ STRINGBEAN!!!"

"Stringbean's in the house"

by adfsghfasdsdaasd May 12, 2006