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ice slapping

Freezing ones balls and then fucking a girl doggy style in the ass so the now hard and cold balls slap against her pussy making it tighter for when you enter her
P1: man I was ice slapping her so hard last night, my balls were numb!
P2: i bet she was tight as fuck.
by crystalclear_water July 15, 2016
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chubb-slopping

The disgusting and oft-times violent act of large-breasted women of generous size slapping over-sized tits or bellyfat onto tiny men for sexual gratification.
Samantha just showed me all these fucked-up bruises on her face, neck, and back...and get this: she was super-psyched about it. Slutty bitch must've been chubb-slopping all night!
by ShetlandJ December 26, 2016
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slim snippings

When you are low on weed and a friend asks to buy some off you , but you don't have a lot left ; snippings as in what your getting off the bud
Friend: can I get a g from you ?
Me : nah man , it's been slim snippings lately , wait till I re-up
by Mind_blownZ06 May 9, 2017
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speed-shipping

When someone is thriving too hard, making an average of one new Facebook friend every 1.5 minutes. Friend(ship) + (speed) dating = speed-shipping.

Could also be used in reference to new followers on Instagram/Twitter.

friendship speed dating
That's like one new friend every 1.5 minutes! I'm so popular! That's called speed-shipping!
by PacificNorthWestGirl May 11, 2017
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Deer slapping

When a man or woman goes into the woods with the intent to become sexually aroused by rapidly slapping male or female deer's ass cheeks while saying the alphabet backwards.
Sally got bored with her human boyfriends so went into the woods last Friday and went deer slapping .
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china shipping

When you order that Gucci but get a yellow Nike sweater with 'MEXICO' print.
Lucy: I received my Gucci order today, but they accidentally send me a Nike sweater

Donda: Oh Girl, did you forget to check if it's china shipping.
by bishwantwata August 5, 2017
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noodle slapping

The Asian version of sword fighting has to have two people of Asian decent
Ex. Ching-A-Chong Ling: hey do you want to noodle slapping with me
Yo-Yo: that's gay but alright
by Tweet th March 12, 2018
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