fuck salt

The salt that is distilled from the fluids that amass during sexual intercourse, which is of course fictional, but to exclaim "fuck salt" is also an expression of distaste or dissatisfaction.

"The Bears lost again? Fuck salt!"

"My body is covered in fuck salt from last night."

by andylong85 March 23, 2008

saltball

to be wrong nd embarressed aboutsomething;to get proved wrong when you thought you were right.

"its your turn for dishes char" said cindy. "no its not" said char they asked mom and mom said "char its your turn for dishes" cindy said " see i told you you fuckin saltball!"

by charlette January 27, 2007

SALT

Small Arse, Large Tits - direct opposite of fant, a woman with an impressive rack but a small arse with little or no hips.

"Do you think he'll like my big tits, Broomhilde?"
"Yeah but watch out, you've got no arse - you're a SALT"

by Calvination August 25, 2006

Salted

an adjected used to discribe a how a person feels when their self-esteem reaches its lowest point. Just above suicide and just below extreme shame.

Tony was salted after he tripped in front of the 10 hottest girls in school

by Jawayne September 10, 2003

salted

To be high on bath salts

"Bro, I'm so salted right now"

Person 1: "You salted, bro?"
Person 2: "You know it"

Person 1: "Let's get salted!"
Everyone: "Hell yeah!"

by l33tl0rd April 24, 2014

chuck salt

When a male masturbates or copulates so often in a short space of time, he reaches the point at which he can no longer ejaculate.

Often accomplished by 14 year old Counter Strike players.

"I wanked 9 times on Tuesday; by the seventh toss I was beginning to chuck salt!"

by foxyfoxo October 3, 2006

Nevada Salt Flats

Usually performed while fucking a woman doggie-style, a man gives a woman the Nevada Salt Flats when he pulls out and cums on her ass and back. He then spreads it across the same area so that, when it dries, it forms a thin, salty, crusty layer resembling the thin layer of crusted salt covering the Nevada Salt Flats. Can also be done on the stomach or face, if you can find a woman who will let you jiz on her face, spread it all over, and let it dry.

I was fucking that bitch from behind last night but I didn't wanna knock her up so I gave her the Nevada Salt Flats!

by St Dorothy Mantooth January 11, 2009