Sluffing

To be lazy or mess up on something

person1- "hey can you grab that for me"

person2- sure dude (breaks whatever it is he is grabbing)

person1- aww man your sluffing!

by Goat_Killer044 July 22, 2010

sluffing

UK slang word for menstruation,

You wont be eating any muffin
When her womb has started sluffing
-Amateur Transplants

by Mr Moz January 12, 2008

Shuff

A noun derived from combining the words "shit" and "stuff," used to describe an item bought by a man (stuff) for a woman that normally would be something a woman would buy (shit). Based on the widely accepted notion that men buy things with useful properties, referred to as stuff. Whereas women buy things for no reason that serve no purpose and are essentially useless in any setting, referred to as the derrogative "shit"

Man #1: I bought my girl a glass figurine of a dolphin for her birthday, she really liked it.

Man #2: Dude, isn't that like the 4th figurine you bought her?

Man #1: Yeah, so?

Man #2: You gotta stop buying her so much shuff, man. You're going to fill up your apartment and have no place to put your stuff. She buys enough shit as it is.

by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009

crackhead shuffle

The distinctive herky-jerky gait of a crackhead. Usually both sad and hilarious at the same time.

Tyrone was high on crack and doing the crackhead shuffle down to the Presidio Liquor store to buy some newports and jokers.

by Lou Stenspayce December 24, 2003

wal mart shuffle

to buy a brand new ps3 from a videogame store and taking it to walmart, claiming you have no receipt, and then getting more money

dude i pulled a wal mart shuffle today

by newarkid May 21, 2007

iPod shuffle

The iPod that fits 150 songs, the rule is you either love it or shove it.

Person 1: I just got an iPod shuffle!
Person 2: Cool! I just got an iPod nano
Some Idiots: YOU GUYS REALIZE THEIR DIFFERENT!
Person 1&2: WE DON'T GIVE A CRAP TO WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY!

**Person 1&2 used their iPods together to battle monsters and bad guys and didn't give a crap if their mp3 players were different**

by **yourr.loverr** April 29, 2006

Mormon shuffle

What one sees almost as soon as they drive into a major Utah town, especially Salt Lake City. It consists of a bunch of Mormon mothers and irritated drivers from out of state swapping lanes with no turn signal or warning. This causes immense traffic jams, that clear up two times a day for ten minutes. Should one happen to be behind a Mormon about to contribute to the Mormon shuffle, it is customary to try not to flip them off, even though 50% of the time they will flip you off for being behind them. The only way to escape the Mormon shuffle is to not drive in Salt Lake City or other major Utah cities.

Oh man, we're going to have to brave the Mormon shuffle to get to Macy's today kids. Better bring some extra movies.

by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007