Wake up and smell the music

A phrase used to let someone know they need to recognize the severity of their words. They need to accept reality and see they went too far.

"John, you need to wake up and smell the music. You calling Kathy a whore was really mean."

by Janky Mary July 25, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025

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lick and smell

When you lick your gf/bf's butthole and then they fart. It makes your tounge rumble. Girl's farts make it bubble while boy's farts make it pound.

Mia: Did you like that lick and smell? :-)
Me: Yeah do it again so it can make my tounge rumble

by SmartMan69 May 24, 2017

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Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.

Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L

by CrotchGourmet May 28, 2022

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smells like a flower

a line from the saying "if it smells like a flower, feels like a flower and looks like a flower... It's a flower.
This is used as a subtle way to point out that someone may be another way sexually inclined when it is obvious to the observer.

Person A: "Do you think Steve is gay?"
Person B: "If it smells like a flower!"

by binchicken893 April 6, 2018

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