Sloopin

The act of resting(until unconscious) whilst also sitting on a toilet defecating. This is only recommend to be done in one's own home because the risk of sliding off and shitting on the floor for 15 minutes while asleep doesn't butter anyone's cresuant.

Yo fam, have you tried sloopin? I totally did it before you got here, I feel great!

by Youknowwhattheysaytho October 24, 2018

articqaus sloopyascious

A Predator that is known for its constant swamp ass this animal lived during the cretaceous period and mainly ate the reproductive organs of other animals.

Bruh the articqaus sloopyascious is Shlomi's favorite dinosaur cause it's like him.

by TOomp March 11, 2021

scoop shovel

large shovel used for snow removal ( shovel light stuff )

Yo dude, use this scoop shovel remove El pero poop from my yard!

by itichie_nocanpo July 5, 2006

Scoop

Scoop- a word used instead of a "swear word" so inplace of the swear just say scoop, it's funny, makes sence, and gets the point across.

I got to take a really big scoop (sh*t, but don't actually say sh*t)
And it's gonna hurt like a scoop (bi*ch)
So you better scooping (f*cking) get out the way b4 i scooping (f*cking) kill u

by qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp2177 August 29, 2012

Scoop

Verb
-To remove the inner soft bready part of a bagel in order to reduce the amount of carbs consumed

Noun
-A person (male or female) who orders their bagels "scooped out", or without the inner soft bready part

-One who prefers their bagels scooped out

-A person exhibiting J.A.P.-like qualities, such as ordering their bagels scooped who is or is not a member of the Jewish faith
-A person who frequents Tompkins Square Bagels in the East Village, New York wearing yoga pants and nike running shoes and orders their bagels scooped

"Can I have a whole wheat everything bagel, but can you scoop out the inside and put lots of tofu veggie spread on...I don't want too many carbs."

"He looks like the type of guy that would scoop his bagels."
"Look at that scoop right there."

by smax615 January 27, 2015

scoop and shake

When you place your double chin under somebodies ballsack, and wiggle it like a bad mother cock licker.

I love to "scoop and shake" my papa!
My papa loves to "scoop and shake" me.
We love orgy's.

by dicklicker5000-eli June 11, 2014

Scoop ass

The act of Inserting a scoop of vanilla ice cream inside someone's asshole, in an attempt to make it chocolate.

Guy #1: Yesterday my girlfriend and I were getting hungry and scoop ass'ed each other.
Guy #2: I'd love to be an ice cream truck driver, just to scoop ass.

by CringeMaster5000 March 10, 2016