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Skeet

1. The ejaculation of a male's penile spurm.

2. A form of acknowlegdement; usually means "yes".
1. I think I just skeeted in my pants.

2. Teacher: You need help Johnny?
Student: Skeet Skeet!
by boyz2menrok January 6, 2008
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Skeet Skeet

A phrase used to tell someone that they aren’t doing what they are doing in a brisk manner. A way of telling them to “hurry up” or “get out of the way”.

Also a phrase used to indicate that you no longer want a person in the immediate area. A more rude version of saying “go away”.
Person 1: *standing in the way of Person 2*

Person 2: “Skeet Skeet, bitch.”
by NotSethBurrow October 22, 2018
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skeeted

having hot sex while ur high, drunk, or both
"dude what did you do last night?"
"i went to the club and met this chick. I took her back to my room and we got skeeted"
by xstrwbrycrmx May 1, 2009
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Skeet Shooting

When your fucking a girl and without saying a word pull out and bust your load all over her.
Man she was so pissed that I went skeet shooting!!
by patchy9123 September 8, 2010
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skeeter

some blue dude on doug who queefs a lot
aw skeeter stop queefing
by T-Money May 1, 2003
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skeetshake

The frosty, lightly salted, beverage consisting of skeet in a shot glass, downed in 1 for the viewing pleasure and sexual gratification of the skeetasaurus.
Ralph loves it when Jonny makes him drink his skeetshakes.
by Simon Magellan June 4, 2007
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Skeetspot

A stain/mark that is left on a surface after you explode your cum out of your dick. It is usually left on surfaces such as shirts, pants, undergarments, mouse pads, or a hooker's b-hole.
"Man, I just 7 roped everywhere and now I have a skeetspot in the fucking middle of my mousepad! Damnit all!!
by Soapdish747 October 16, 2008
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