shank

a shank is a homemade device resembling a knife. You can fashion a shank out of many things, most commonly: glass shards

to shank someone means to stab them with a shank. Derived from prisons as inmates would make shanks by sharpening spoons or using a piece of broken glass and wrapping half with duct tape for a handle.

"Did you see that guys shank? He keeps it tucked in his sock."

"He shanked that mo-fo good!"

by Sheynk January 3, 2010

Shankle

(verb) To shackle a person and then shank them.

I want to shankle Paris Hilton whenever I see her face.

by SHANKLAA January 10, 2010

Wichita husband shanking

The result of a good husband going to work and listening to some friends talk shit all night and then coming home and reciting that shit.

A husband that works at Sears with R.C. and Dave comes home reciting all the shit that they have put into his head. His wife decided to give him the Wichita husband shanking.

by AnglAnnie February 17, 2008

Open ass face shank

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.

Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.

by Theßeave October 17, 2011

shank

to grab and twist someones nuts clean out of the sack.

please doc dont shank me im still young

by shanks are us November 20, 2003

Long Shanks

Long mustache hair on women, which hangs along the side of the mouth. It will appear as if the woman has hairy curtains decorating the corners of her mouth.

Gettin' a little lengthy there, "Long Shanks."

Her "Long Shanks" act as a great crumb snatcher!

Get your razor and put those "Long Shanks" out of their misery!"

by scarecrowNYC June 30, 2011

shanking

Screwing. Comes from the fact a pecker is a shank.

I was shanking that babe I met in a bar the other night.

by Tom LaBelle September 15, 2004