Shittin' a Biscuit

When a shitty cocaine dealer deals you flower instead of good white girl.

Damn! Shoes came over last night and I bought some white girl. I woke up "Shittin' a Biscuit."

by toga toga March 19, 2008

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

by jotthedot April 10, 2008

slitting edge

A cutting edge technology that is grossly overpriced, quickly outdated or just plain unnecessary, resulting in significant financial burden or buyer's remorse.

Instead of paying the rent, Al spent his $599 on a slitting edge iPhone.

by kris takahashi May 3, 2010

Sitting at the King's Table

A combination of blumpkin and the pyramid whereby three males are receiving blumpkins from three girls sitting in a triangular formation facing each other. As they climax and shit simultaneously they reach up in the air and touch hands with the person sitting next to them thus forming a pyramid.

Due to the difficulty of such task, you are truly a king sitting amongst men if you accomplish it.

dude we had dinner with these three girls, then we went back to my place and were sitting at the king's Table after a few drinks.

by quasimotoh2 April 11, 2011

Shnitting

When you are kntting something, while taking a dump.

"Hey man, I was shnitting this sweater for Sara last night!"
" My shnitted sweater is so warm."

by Ossural December 19, 2012

spitting bonita

Girl throwing up and doggy style

The girl was drunk and became a spitting bonita

by Bob from key qeat May 10, 2014

sitting taco

A chick who will wait around to have sex with you till the end of time.

Bro, this chick keeps texting me even though I got back with my ex. I think shes a sitting taco

by sedk6 August 30, 2014