Shampoo the carpet

Shampoo the carpet: Ejaculating on a hairy vagina.

I want to hook up with a chick who has with last a ‘70s bush and I “shampoo the carpet”!

by UncleMikeOnWheels November 6, 2020

sarpbc

Supersonic acrobatic rocket powered battle cars

I love sarpbc

by Bigman 999 November 6, 2020

shampling

a rather small chicken that’s usually gets yeeted by its mother

the shampling really just said peace out when it got yeeted

by rocko de paco May 17, 2021

Sarp

an amazing super smart person who is literally the best. he's also super duper fit and leng. he's good at sport and is in love with ppl called alice

"sarp loves alice"

by sarps gf June 15, 2021

shampoo-fucked

when you slip in the shower and knock down a shampoo bottle, causing it to violently penetrate you as you hit the shower floor

did you hear how Olivia was shampoo-fucked! she should have kept the shampoo in a safer place

by the giver of laughs July 25, 2021

Shampa

She is a such a girl who never likes to quarrel with someone unnecessarily. She is also a person whom every guy likes. She is beautiful enough to attract any guy with her beauty. She is nice and has a good heart.

I like Shampa very much.

by Shampa November 24, 2021

Shamphobic

Having or showing a dislike of or prejudice against Shamps’, Shams’, Shamoms’, and Shamamahs’.

“Watch out for those people they’re shamphobic!!”
“Imagine being shamphobic in 2021. 🙄”

by khanki_muncher November 29, 2021