scaturated

The uneasy feeling one gets after watching WAY too much scat porn.

Dillon was scaturated after watching girls poop in each others mouths, on his favorite website for 7 hours.

by surfdog May 27, 2016

scatboarding

snowboarding on shit

hah he was scatboarding, what a douche

by ans69 November 14, 2016

scatz

The word used to describe the action of scattering

I had a minor fender-bender this afternoon while on the way home from work.. Stopped to see if driver was okay, then I got back in my car and hit the scatz all the way too my house.. Didn't have insurance

by Mookieblaylock November 28, 2016

scattareggia

hoe,slut,bitch

you mrs.scattareggia is a hoe bro

by Zebragirl6969 December 12, 2016

Scatsy

Adj.) To be scatter-brained or unfocused. To move about erratically animated.

Wow did u see how scatsy she was?
It's been a scatsykind of day.

by Poohner September 1, 2017

scatscooting

What your dog does when he feels the need to wipe or itch his ass. Not having fingers for this purpose, he must resort to dragging his asshole against your carpeting. To achieve this, the dog must drop his ass down to the ground and hold it there whilst propelling himself forward with his front paws in a scooting fashion most owners find both hilarious and repulsive simultaneously. A smear of fecal matter is deposited on the carpet in his wake, but it is often invisible to the naked eye, therefore you can never know if your dog does it or not unless you catch him in the act.

Dude1: "Hey dude I have the munchies. Is that melted chocolate on the rug over there?"

Dude2: "Nah, bro... I saw Otis scatscooting over there after he came in the house. He must have the runs."

by Singlet September 29, 2017

scatner

a person who can never find anything

you are such a scatner

by Malina.mendes October 12, 2017