Jerry Sandal

A person who skirts the fine line between straight and homosexual, and knows it, but refuses to acknowledge it to any of his friends.

Dude, Benny is being such a fucking Jerry Sandal right now... When will he ever come out of the god damn closet?

by BigPenisDude69 November 20, 2019

pet sandal

say fuck it and get a pet sandal

bro i just got a pet sandal

by retarded crusader August 8, 2020

Naked Scandinavian

To have sex, bump uglies

Hey bro, me and the wife did the naked Scandinavian last night

by anonymous June 11, 2021

Great Sacandaga Lake, Ny

A large lake that once beautiful but turned to shit when towns were built around it. People often shit their pants at the site of it. That’s how much garbage is in there.

Jimmy went swimming in the Great Sacandaga Lake, Ny and drowned.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 29, 2021

Salamander sandals

Shoes

Bitches think I’m pimping in linen and salamander sandals

by anonymous March 1, 2022

Peter Scanavino

Verb

To watch a movie because your favorite actor is in it, and get surprised with a nude scene.

“I love Carisi from SVU, so I decided to watch Peter Scanavino’s movie, The Cold Lands. I didn’t expect to see his dick that much. Guess I got Peter Scanavenoed”

by JCBones April 11, 2022

pearl sandals

where you cum on somebody's feet.

also:

pearl sandellas (1836) literary

Captain Morgan became an outlaw after murdering the person who gave his wife a pair of pearl sandals.

The hottest trend on Wikifeet is pearl sandellas.

by footdad June 12, 2022