Grab a spoon

AND EAT MY ASS aka fuck off

Kailey-“Hey Bailey, get your shit together”
Bailey-“grab a spoon”

by Bkay September 3, 2018

spoon

to kiss.

Oh, that is an old definition from a standard dictionary. If you like watching old movies this is probably what they mean.

She had nice gams, but the moll also had a look in her eye that told me this was no time to spoon.

by Denonotative March 24, 2004

Little Spoon Syndrome

Little Spoon Syndrome, or LSS for short, occurs when a couple is spooning. The man naturally finds himself often being the little spoon while his girlfriend takes the role of the big spoon. This role reversal is rare, but does occur, usually with men who a big and tall, but still have an emotional side. Although at times emasculating, it is often quite comforting.

John: Hey Ryan, it looks like that guy over there has some serious LSS
Ryan: Do you mean Little Spoon Syndrome? Yeah, that guy definitely has LSS.
Ryan: GET SOME!

by CowsOnCows August 21, 2013

Lick the spoon

To black out due to hard partying resulting in temporary (or permanent) mind loss. Originally derived from someone licking the spoon used to mix chemicals that make up window pane etc... but can be used when refering to a long and hard night of drinking.

Wow, it looks like Neil is gonna lick the spoon tonight.

by Antonio Blah Blah April 22, 2006

spoon coot

Someone who does something very idiotic and cant explain there actions because they are so thick i.e gary twig

Garth is a spoon coot

by Tezdog September 21, 2013

meat spoon

a spoon dull of a dull gray-ish meat-like substance. It can be found in the wilds of the cafeteria and is highly intelligent.

Diana grimaces as ahe sees her friend about to eat a meat spoon.

by Hannah <(^^)> March 12, 2008

swenson spoon

the act of dating girls that are entirely to young for you

kris got arrested for pulling a swenson spoon

by ckennedy August 2, 2008