Samming

(v) Past tense: Sammed

To do absolutely nothing.

She hasn’t responded to your texts because she’s samming, not because she’s busy.

by Ayo?! January 17, 2023

salmon river central school

the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.

“my mom just signed me up for school at salmon river central school. heard it’s the worst. “

by i don’t like furries July 28, 2023

Sammo

Has a Crush on Meera

Sammo Loves Meera

by lolsfsfsgfdg September 8, 2023

salmon my hole

the strung together letters of SMH; a phrase describing the action of shoving dried fish up someones ass

"dude jacob is so not gnarly, we should commit 'salmon my hole' on him."
"COME AT ME BRO, SALMON MY HOLE"

by squares pears am i right? September 11, 2023

Salmon Death

When a person dies after releasing their sperm.

Man, I couldn't imagine being a first responder for a salmon death.

by --Satan September 24, 2023

Samson Mabbitt (Mr Mabbitt)

A bald and ginger YouTuber who teaches English, He loves mushrooms and does them on a daily. He is completely against teaching students and talks about mushrooms instead.

Sir, can we please learn something?
Na don't interrupt my mushroom rant.

Samson Mabbitt (Mr Mabbitt)

by Robin Parmar October 3, 2023

Samming

When you don’t finish your shot and leave some at the bottom every single time

Dude: I don’t understand how you’re not drunk yet

Dude2: That’s because he’s been Samming all night

by banzini October 14, 2023