jessica simpson moment

A moment of stupidity; an airheaded comment.

I just had a total jessica simpson moment.

by smashleeey March 9, 2008

Simp

A man who gives everything for a woman in which will give nothing in return

“Jake denis A carew is a simp for female contact”.

by BIGSIMP.72 March 24, 2020

Simp

People with the name Matthew.

Matthew has been simping for Emma for ages.

by heeheeniqqa July 17, 2020

Simp Music

Songs you listen to when very sad. and to cry to

Yo were you crying

Yes i was listening to simp music

by seyheykid24 October 3, 2020

simp in pimp’s clothing

(idm) a simp who tries to act like, or thinks that he pimpin, but actually he ain’t

Brian: Yo, he thinks he gon hit that but he ain’t neva gettin any
Steve: That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing

by professorpimpin March 5, 2022

National Anti-Simp Day

For National Anti-Simp Day you are to avoid close contact with simps. If you see a simp,kick his testicles like a Real Babyback Bitch.

Hey guys,Happy National Anti-Simp Day let's all go home and play games and not worry about those Simps around at the mall.

by Yugo Yagami May 4, 2020

simpsons

A once wonderfully intellegent show full of satire and wit, now sold out to the stupidity of loyal fans who know, deep down in their hearts that the Simpsons have died and have been replaced with bullshit.

Daaamn girr'l, you still watch that shit?

by Dan April 4, 2004