Simon

2 WORDS... BIG DICK

Hi, you seem like a Simon by the size it is

by Your cousin, dickhead a.k.a ri August 10, 2018

Simonized

Verb. To be pushed from behind only to have the culprit run away and hide behind the closest object or individual so as to avoid retribution.

Dude, I just got simonized!

by jgus715 May 22, 2018

Simon Hickey

A man who can continue to press forward in business and real life despite ongoing attacks on himself, his property and his reputation by lesser men.

Whoa how Simon Hickey was that Bridge? Hit by 2 boats a plane and caught fire, it's still standing.

by Brenenegan June 3, 2018

Simon't

A person who's official name may be Simon, but in fact he doesn't act like one.

Person 1: "Is this Simon over there?"
Person2: "Nope, thats just Simon't"

by Simon't't August 31, 2018

Simon

Machine Destroyer

Simon destroyed all the machines of the ETSE

by Dalinar Kholin September 25, 2018

Simovitch

A retarded boy who gets no pussy and has a couple friends like lidor, avi, Alex, momo and Ben. But none of them like him there just friends with him because they fell bad

“Hay, dumbass Simovitch come here.”

by I’m a big boy October 13, 2018

Simon Nørager

Good books are like true friends, keep the good ones close to you

Simon Nøragers skjorte

by halfdsadf October 24, 2018