bitch shirt

A bitch shirt is a sports jersey which has a player's name on it that is worn by a fan, the implication being that this makes the fan the player's "prison bitch."

"That dumbass paid $300 for a Kevin Garnett Timberwolves bitch shirt, and two days later KG gets traded to the Celtics."

by Steven Stwalley December 20, 2008

shirtty

A Euro-term that means that a person is being difficult.

"You're acting shirtty, just go along with my idea!"

by Jonny Potato May 13, 2005

Shirt Bail

The act of removing oneself from one's shirt or outer layer of clothing in order to escape harm from some sort of grip.

Jim: You're ripping my shirt!

Jon: I'm sorry, Jim. Maybe you should consider a shirt bail next time.

by Ernard.B October 1, 2008

shirt-plate

A napkin you wear.

I was so hungry and was so tired, I used my shirt as a plate.
Shirt-plate means no dishes, just laundry!

by Hefernin November 29, 2009

Shirt to the Show

One who is so enthusiastic about attending a concert s/he wears a concert tee (old or new) of the band they are going to see to the actual concert. The wearer, in an attempt to exhibit their serious love for said event, is often seen as taking it and themselves a little TOO seriously. Can also be used loosely to describe someone who BLASTS the music of the artist on the way to the concert or in the parking lot while partying before/after the concert. Does not apply to wearing team jerseys to sporting events which is typically socially accepted.

Example of Shirt to the Show: Resurrecting your old "5150" Van Halen concert tee for the reunion tour; wearing your 'margaritaville'shirt annually to a Jimmy Buffett concert; sporting your "six flags" gear around six flags.

by sttsforeva June 4, 2010

Shirt Air

The act of pulling your shirt up over your nose to make use of the reserve of air in your shirt that doesn't stink. Usually done when no one else is there to ridicule you for being a wuss.

Dude, someone dropped a deuce in the mensroom that was so bad I had to switch to shirt air.

Hah, Jim is such a girl, someone farts and he instantly switches to shirt air.

by azuremint September 2, 2010

Shirtmando

To wear a sweatshirt or such with no shirt underneath. specifically in a public place

Dude today i was going shirtmando and forgot and took off my jacket. girls flocked in my direction

by woodyleafs November 25, 2010