Selling Socks

The philosophical principle that all human acts and behaviors are driven by the instinct to make a profit from selling "a thing." Originally coined after popular Youtuber Olga Key changed her entire channel's format to promote her line of socks.
Example: Get Instagram famous to promote your line of clothing; Start a free podcast with the intention of eventually starting a Patreon with exclusive content.

Once I've made enough fans and supporters I can start selling socks and make a real living!

by SlothSamus December 2, 2019

Selling poof

When a dealer sold you crap.

Commonly used when marijuana dealers give a bag of powder instead of a bud.
(Not to be confused with kief)

Dealer: "Here you go, man"
Stoner: "Thanks... wait... is that sand bro? Are you selling poof?!"

by NUT_(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ January 23, 2021

Selling my record

Making dumb Decisions and messing something up f

Josh:“Bro I can’t make it to the party”

Bob:bro your selling my record

by anonymous June 10, 2022

ms.sellers

A language arts teacher at heritage that everybody seems to hate even though she gives us really easy work

Ms.Sellers:someone who your not sure is actually qualified to be a teacher

Student:"what's for today Ms.Sellers?"
Teacher:"today we will learn objective and subjective writings"
Student: "I think your on the wrong grade hall"

by 1m_0nly_try1ng_t0_h3lp April 27, 2017

panic sell

Verb When your friends panic and sell their cyrptocurrency at the absolute worst time, just to see the price double in the next two weeks. The urge to panic sell often kicks in after significant losses, but one should be buying at that level

We advised Alex not to panic sell his mom's ether on Friday, which indicated to us that the price was at a bottom and would soon rocket to the moon.

by ethtrader69 November 5, 2017

Logan Schell

Some ugly bloke. Smells like beef jerky or a garbage dump. Often commits tax fraud and calls himself fat

Yeah that bloke Logan Schell smells terrible

by oofstuff November 7, 2019

System Seller

A game that is so damn good that you go out of your way to buy an entire console for the sole purpose of playing that game.

Spiderman is such a system seller, but I'm so broke.

by RashHD June 11, 2020