two seat ass

A person so obese as to take up two seats on the bus or subway.
Man, my knee is fucking killing me but that two seat ass whale over there just sat down and took up the last two seats. They should make her buy two metropasses!
by lardophobic June 12, 2011
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A window seat

To be fired from a FIFO position.
When you are fired you get on the next plane out of town, which is empty because it's not fly out day. So luck you, you get the window seat.
Oh did you here about Robbo?

Yeah, I hear they gave him a window seat.
by Nah, Yeah nah June 15, 2023
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passenger seat boner

Passenger seat boner is the phrase used to define the common occurence of random boners when riding in the passenger seat.
Yo bro I can’t believe I just got another passenger seat boner.”
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back seat blast

Finger blasting your girlfriend in the back seat as her parents are driving in the front seats.
I gave Kendra the Back Seat Blast on the way home the other night.
by RodJammerJR February 06, 2024
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Seat Jump

When you're standing on a bus (or other public transport) as there are no seats and someone near you gets up to get off, you quickly jump into the absent seat before anyone else has chance.
*Jack & Tom are standing on a crowded bus*
*A man in a nearby seat gets up to get off*
*Jack Seat Jumps instantly into his seat*
by SoupOnHerHed September 15, 2011
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