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get retarded

1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.
Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.
by Jimboozie November 4, 2003
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Retard Handshake

Going in for a handshake and 'accidentally' slipping a thumb in the other person's asshole.
"I saw that hot chick from the 6th floor in the elevator today, you know, the one I called dibs on, I nearly gave her a retard handshake as she walked out."
by slack455 July 31, 2012
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Retard Motivation

The limitless determination errupted oftenly in mentaly-disabled/arrogent people when they really want to do something that would be normally considered frivolous, impossible, or even murderous, depending on the initiative of the person using it.
"Dude, I over at my friends house when he got really drunk and tried to fly down the stairs like superman"

"Yeah, he gets some retard motivation when he gets really sloshed"
by Comenter2222@yahoo.com February 11, 2012
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spontaneous retardation

An uncontrollable reaction to a particular event or stimulus where there is a total loss of most brain action.
1. As Bob and Joe were walking by the park, they had a sudden urge to play on the jungle gym due to spontaneous retardation.
by Better than Bacon? Impossible. January 10, 2010
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Certified Retard

Where you're a real and official retard, so if someone is being more than just a retard they are a
Certified Retard.
Random Guy: Saying Niqka is Racist
Another Random Guy: Your a Certified Retard
by datboi334 May 10, 2021
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dalton retard

Long Haired Truckee you will be able to find in any community that is classified as -Bogan- he will act stupid and do retarded thing to make you laugh
Look here comes Dalton retard, what's he gonna do this time???
by Blackhole Depression July 18, 2017
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Comidicly-Retarded

To be comidicly-retarded is to be completely unaware of the joke at hand. As the great General Sam once said "some of you are comidicly-retarded. Pronunciation is rather simple: com-ee-dic-ly re-tar-ded.
This fucking asshole here. Doesn't even get the joke and he sits there bobbin' his stupid head along. He's comidicly-retarded.
by iamthedizzione May 5, 2019
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