Purple Blossom

A prolapsed anus. Think Goatse or a sphincter after raw anal sex.
A true sign of love for your girl is to slurp cum from her purple blossom.
by MegaHu October 15, 2008
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purple kersey

a very slopy sex position.
"hey wanna do the purple kersey, bring your own tarp.
by 121213312 November 19, 2010
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Purple Protesters

Members of SEIU, a union now infamous for it's fraudulent activity and intimidation tactics, who used force in their attempt to help elect Obama as president. They are easy to spot because they always wear purple shirts with SEIU written on them and travel in large groups for intimidation purposes. Studies have shown that most SEIU members tested for borderline mental retardation on most intelligence tests.
Hey, did you go to the town hall meeting?

I was going to, but then I heard the Purple Protesters were there so I decided to stay home.
by JAK 4B September 29, 2010
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Purple Head

The Top Purple Part of a Circumcised Penis.
"A Homeless man offered to show me his purple head"
-Family Guy
by Cool Swag November 12, 2013
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Purple Smurf

An alcoholic drink consisting of the following ingredients:

# 12.0 oz. Frozen Lemonade Concentrate
# 6 oz. Sloe Gin
# 6 oz. Strawberry Liqueur
# 6 oz. Vodka
# 6 oz. Blueberry Schnapps

Blend ingredients with crushed ice to desired consistency and taste, should have the consistency of a slushee or daiquiri.
Bartender, give me another purple smurf. In fact, make it a pitcher!
by davensjournal January 28, 2009
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Purple Jesus

A drink made by squeezing concentrated grape juice down the neck of a fifth or a quart of cheap vodka. Shake, serve, and drink: preferably on a levee river bank. This drink has been known in the San Joaquin Valley of Northern California for over fifty years and is rumored to be from the hobo camps: a tramp cocktail not for amateurs.
My first alcoholic drink was a paper cup filled to the brim with Purple Jesus.
by St. Charles September 05, 2009
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Purple Buddy

Man's best friend which is that one-eyed purplish nerd waiting to shoot at the stars on the end of one's meat pipe.

That miserable armless and legless friend , doomed to stay attached on one's middle leg , to whom is administered each time it is available a corrosive cunt juice shampoo, resulting in a purple sore and permanent baldness.

A funny vermillion colored mutant living in the groin area, who expresses his joy by squirting his brains out each time the occasion is given to him.
(on the phone)
girl: hey! don't bring your lousy friend this time! he's such a turd...he just can't stop blabberin'

boy: hold your horses, this time I'll be coming only with my PURPLE BUDDY...but don't worry, I'll stuff him so deep in your twat you won't hear a word from him all night!

girl: jumpin' Jesus!

guy: I hope you flushed all that fudge out of Hershey Highway, I wouldn't want to be going home with a BROWN BUDDY next morning!

girl: I always knew you were a goddam racist!
by Penetrator II: sploogement day November 07, 2008
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