When a person who usually dresses and looks very plain or frumpy gets all sexy in sexy clothes, hair or makeup but doesn't impress you because you remember what the person usually looks like.
After Mertyle changed her usual look of sweats and baggy t-shits, she looked like a sexy potato at the party with that big hair, fake eyelashes and low cut dress.
by Ingrid Carlos December 19, 2008
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Get the Potato Pancakes mug.When an old man wears pants that are way too tight and you can see the outline of his junk, resembling russet potatoes, when he crouches or sits. This phenomenon is hard to look away from for some people, as they are baffled by the various shapes created. It's just one of those things that is so nasty that it's hard not to look.
Phil: Hi Eric! (Sits down next Eric)
Eric: Hi Phil, what's up? (Notices the outline of Phil's junk pressed down the side of his leg resembling russet potatoes)
Phil: Just working on my Jabiru. (Eric can't help but look again)
Eric: Oh, how's the work progressing? (Eric looks yet again!)
Phil: Good, I just need someone to weigh the final project for me. (Eric can't hold eye contact any longer, bewildered by why someone would wear pants so damn tight.)
Eric: I've gotta go study for a test. (Eric uses a lame excuse to escape the akward situation, but his eyes are scarred forever.)
Eric: Hi Phil, what's up? (Notices the outline of Phil's junk pressed down the side of his leg resembling russet potatoes)
Phil: Just working on my Jabiru. (Eric can't help but look again)
Eric: Oh, how's the work progressing? (Eric looks yet again!)
Phil: Good, I just need someone to weigh the final project for me. (Eric can't hold eye contact any longer, bewildered by why someone would wear pants so damn tight.)
Eric: I've gotta go study for a test. (Eric uses a lame excuse to escape the akward situation, but his eyes are scarred forever.)
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Get the Potato IQ mug.a legitimate idiot. this person is a complete fatty that is a straight up unco at everything and can not do anything right.
a straight up sped who is pretty useless.
a straight up sped who is pretty useless.
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