Poon Raider

(proper noun)

1. The Legendary Hero of raiding poonani, most famously known for conducting a poon raid of biblical proportion during the fall semester of 2007, during which he raided an excess of 300 or more poonanis in a single 24-hour period. Formerly known as Delta P or "Deltap," the Poon Raider is now revered by men from all corners of the globe as a living legend.

"Dude, I heard the Poon Raider struck again last night!"

"My God."

by Greg P January 6, 2009

poon flap

poon meaning pussy and flap meaning....flap

her poon flaps are so big, u could use them for a blanket.

by lisa moon May 16, 2006

poon

'Poon'- is now commonly used an umbrella term for the female reproductive organ, the vagina. Yet the origins of 'poon' lie in the Welsh valleys. 'Poon' a Welsh word which when translated means 'sheep's vagina'. It was common place for many, often drunken, Welsh Sheppards to find comfort and relief in the form the form of poon.

Dave "Rhodri you must remember the three laws of poon:

1. Poon is poon
2. All poon is good
3. Let's get shots"

Gerindt "Boyo that poon wasn't half moist, pass the savlon"

by D.Goodwin August 13, 2010

Poison Dwarf

An ex-wife who sends offensive and threatening letters and emails to her former husband and his wife, and has been warned on a number of occassions by the Police for doing so.

A bitter and twisted money-grabbing bitch who cannot let go, and wants to be kept in the lifestyle she wants despite having been divorced years ago.

Aka red dwarf

I saw your ex-wife stopping around Dingwall. She looked like a bulldog chewing a piss-covered nettle patch. She really is a poison dwarf.

by She is a red dwarf June 23, 2006

poonanigans

A game in which participants are awarded points for performing sexual acts with members of the opposite sex. Players are only able to get one "score" from one person.

foreplay = 1 point
sex w/ non-virgin = 2 points
sex w/ virgin = 3 points
sex with someone 50 years older than the player is awarded the persons age
multiply points by 3 for threesom and so on
-1 point for super slutty skutters
the game ends when a player impregnates the opposite sex or is married.

"You ready to get in some poonanigans today?"

"I sure am lets call up some skutters"

by Benito Sanchez May 27, 2006

de ja poon

when you fuck the same poon for the second time.

I got Mary for some de ja poon last night!

by kevin sly July 14, 2006

Poon Palace

A place of business where a vast majority of the employees there are attractive females.

The IHOP, Woodman's, and Cherryvale Mall are all examples of poon palaces you can find in Rockford, Illinois.

by Satchmo II February 13, 2005