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poke ho

Someone who promises sexual favors in exchange for you to driving them around town to play Pokémon Go.
My poke ho wife offered to let me fuck her in the ass if I first drove her by several poke stops.
by Finn0123 January 2, 2017
mugGet the poke homug.

Pick & Poke

Using a randomized event generator (e.g. dice roll) to determine which orifice to penetrate
while sexting, we decided to pick & poke. Rand() produced an around the world response. Looking forward to tonight!
by TBCRI September 15, 2011
mugGet the Pick & Pokemug.

Poke steak

Over sized pork chop with the thick gristle on it
I went over granny house and she made me a poke steak with mash potatoes
by YAHZEKE ZANE December 22, 2023
mugGet the Poke steakmug.

Game of poke

A game played by two individuals at a time. The two contestants must be facing eachother with an erection, then walk towards eachother until one is poked by the other persons penis. The purpose of the game is to find out who has the larger/longer penis. Usually played with people that have about the same penis length.
"Me and Jeff were discussing who had the longest penis, so we just went ahead and settled it like men with a game of poke"
by pkmstr88 September 9, 2018
mugGet the Game of pokemug.

Poke

Poke is the slang term for the female genitalia.
Xavier, I'm going to eat your poke.
by anonymous March 20, 2024
mugGet the Pokemug.

Poking a Marshmallow

Where a butch lesbian, single handedly fists a fellow partner. Usually occurs during camping.
That noise you heard from Hannah’s tent last night was from Terisa poking a marshmallow.
by Jake the sudo snake September 15, 2021
mugGet the Poking a Marshmallowmug.

Shit Poking

When two males are having sex in a port-a-John.

See Port-a-Pussy for female version.
Herbert and Chester were Shit Poking at the NASCAR race.

Alphonso and Ja’Quan decided to engage in Shit Poking to get back at their husbands.
by Fuiwontdowhatyoutellme August 26, 2022
mugGet the Shit Pokingmug.

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