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German oven

Is the action of pushing your Jewish sexual partner under the bed sheets then realising poisonous gas under the bed sheets and waiting for her to either to fall unconscious or to die then raping her or committing necrophilla whilst yelling Seig heil.
I found I was dating a Jew so I gave her a german oven and raped the hell out of her
by Bois club August 10, 2016
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Oven

A metal box, but you use it to cook.
Mat: "Is my food ready?"
Jacob: "Nah, I kinda burnt it in the oven."
by NascarDriverBurak101 February 25, 2022
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Easy bake oven

When you smear raw cookie dough on your dick and then perform sexual intercourse at a high intensity rate, the heat from the friction caused by going at fast speeds should cook the dough enough that when she pussy farts, it should smell like your grandma's freshly baked cookies.
I turned her pussy into an easy bake oven with a bucket of raw cookie dough
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ovenable

able to be baked in an oven
"Souper Cubes is ovenable."
by team6soupercubes October 19, 2021
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Brick oven

Someone who cannot catch a ball to save his/her life but is still hot as fuck anyway.
*(Billy doesn’t catch ball)* “Billy is such a brick oven. He should just die, but he’s cute so never mind. No homo!”
by Chip-skylark June 15, 2018
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dusty oven

Autumn found out she has a dusty oven at the doctors
by The dustier oven October 3, 2022
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oven grinder

The process by which two males perform various sexual acts on each other using anal beads, salad dressings, and family heirlooms, all while being filmed by an out of state woman
Did you hear Petes cousin, Michelle, is in town from Minnesota? I just bought some raspberry vinaigrette, we should totally have an oven grinder tonight.
by Ovengrinderdude March 8, 2017
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