Giving an Onion

To forcefully lodge one's penis into another's rectum; to rape someone's anus.

The other day, I was caught giving an onion to some farqueer insisting that our ogerlord is dreck.

by Yung Splenda™ daddy March 13, 2015

onion

opinion. comes from a play on words 🧅π🧅 (o-pi-nion)

"I don't care about your onion".

"Give me an onion on this meme"

by sherliamcanon December 29, 2023

Onion Hair

Onions hair is a term used for someone with extremely flat and straight hair. Usually styled in a middle part, people can have onion hair or onion head.

"Woah, look at that stupid f*ck!, he has onion hair!"

by mr.onion.boy October 26, 2021

Onion minx

A person who is sassy and bitter, commonly is insensitive to other people's ideas and tries to bring them down by pointing out mistakes to gain a short-lived confidence boost. Commonly known as a bully.

Person 1: I don't like your hair and you should really style it better, or cover it up with rat fur

Person 2: well aren't u an onion minx today...

by Dawn Massacre March 29, 2013

Onion

A bitch, a goofy, a idiot.

Go-Yu: don’t u ever turn your back away from me Ye-Seong you fucking onion. You bow and respect me. If you want in you respect Go-Yu I’m the crime boss of Xi’An.

Ye-Seong: … *bows*

Go-Yu: *laughs* remember your an onion I paid a bottle of wine to bring you here to work for me.

by BigDawgRon February 19, 2024

Tiny Onions

A group of short and smelly people.

Bill: Yo, people back in the 1800's were really short and really smelly.
Ted: Yeah, there were sure a lot of tiny onions back then.

by MojoYT September 8, 2020

Cutting onions

A banal term people on the Internet use to express that they are emotionally touched or are genuinely using the term as a pathetic attempt to hide the fact that they are crying.

Titanic finishes:

No one:
That one guy in the movies: Cries* Who's cutting onions?
Me: Facepalms 🤦🏻 ♂️

by UltimateDoge May 31, 2022