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Living in Front of Eternity

L.I.F.E has been a way for me to stay ahead of the game just by saying it you acknowledge the concept and train your brain to think ahead and/or faster
Ain't this the l.i.f.e we want
I'm so far ahead it feels like I'm living in front of eternity.
by Psychobibblebabble November 23, 2023
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Front wiper

A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.
Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper”
by Tigerred July 7, 2020
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front butt

Front butt occurs when your formerly curvey butt went around to the front and looks like you are pregnant and your formerly flat stomach went around to the back and now your butt is completely flat
After she had 3 kids, she had a nasty case of front butt.
by T4meplease May 12, 2019
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Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- always brings snacks and drinks into the vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs whether they know the lyrics or not.

- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops

- refuses to nap during long trips.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.

Credit: Donald Walsh 2025
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring emo music.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025
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front nugget

when you pass a kidney stone into your girlfriends vagina
Yikes. Did you hear..? Brice passed a front nugget into his girlfriend.
by hwheelchair June 10, 2020
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Front

A facade. Someone who goes around picking fights like they never lost one in their life, or like they were never in one that they didn't win.
He/she knew that people would think that he/she was a tough guy/girl that knew what he/she was doing if they went by the front they saw on the surface. People would think he/she was serious because of the serious looking facade.
by Solid Mantis March 10, 2021
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booty in the front and in the back

A girls pussy can be seen
Damn this girl got a booty in the front and in the back
by Breenabitch December 4, 2017
mugGet the booty in the front and in the backmug.

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