Poland, New York 

a town where all the kids think they are farm hicks when really only a few live on farms. they think they are cool and all but they are not. The people in poland enjoy going to bars and wasting their lives and they are experts.

Bob: hey
Lilli: where are u from
Bob: Poland, New York
Lilli: oh goodbye

Poland, New York by Kreepp May 29, 2011

Rome New York 

A frozen penal colony on the moon. Has the most homeless bicycle riders in United States, per capita.

Wow, that police officer left his kid in the car for two days! Oh no surprise: he's from Rome New York.

Rome New York by AdiosSuckers January 30, 2021

j.i prince of new york 

Most under-rated New York rapper. J.I starred in reality show called The Rap Game.

J.I prince of New York is so under-rated he 🔥

j.i prince of new york by 👻: queen_5285 June 16, 2021

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

ilion, new york 

Ilion fucking sucks and there isn’t shit to do, only reason it exists on a map is because of Remington Arms. Everyone thinks their part of a gang and don’t know what a fucking belt is. Theres crackheads walking the streets at any hours. The school is full of fuckbois and skanks who need their ass kicked. There’s more pizza places then grocery stores. There’s always a fucking boil water advisory and the school buses smell like BO cause people don’t know how to take care of themselves.

Yea Ilion, New York is full of druggies

ilion, new york by Madelynn R February 20, 2019

Sharon Springs, New York 

A small village in upstate New York that is filled with a distinct smell of sulfur and dead bodies from daily sacrifices villagers take part in everyday at noon. This village is filled with corrupt police, angry inbred villagers that love causing riots, and roads that lead to nowhere.

Whatever you do, visit Sharon Springs, New York. It is a lovely place to live.

Sharon Springs, New York by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 22, 2021

true crime new york city 

the Sequel to best selling game truecrime streets of la

true crime new york city is the Best game ever!nypd ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! he shot me! I Got A warant on you,

true crime new york city by Rufus for President 2012 October 15, 2007