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mustache girl

girl with a mustache- usually an italian woman
damn his moms gota mustache
your grams got a mustache
by Boo February 19, 2005
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Mexican Mustache

The act of jizzing under a girls nose and then ripping off your own pubic hair and placing it on top of the jizz so it will stick.
Hey Kathy, make me a sandwich or I will give you a mexican mustache.
by kylesrgnt June 30, 2010
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mustang

A student guitar made by fender in 1964. A more advanced version of the fender duo-sonic. The main difference between the two is the dynamic tremelo bridge on the mustang. The mustang also had dual sliding phase switches, allowing the pickups to go out of phase. Another similar guitar was the single pickup musicmaster. All were made in three colors: (daphne)blue, (dakota) red, and (olympic) white. After the CBS takeover in 1965, the mustang was finished in competition colors with a muscle car style stripe. There was competition red, blue, and orange. Later the mustang was discontinued. But after a famous Japanese musician started playing them in the 80s, they were reissued in Japan. Kurt Cobain also used them. more recently, Fender started importing them to the United States.
Many musicians used mustangs, including Jimi Hendrix.
by rabid lassie September 16, 2005
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Mustache Monday

The first Monday after the end of No Shave November.

On this day, men shave their faces after a month of neglect; leaving nothing except a mustache style of their choice.
Everyone thought John's fu manchu was hilarious on Mustache Monday.
by Loudly December 17, 2009
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purple mustache

subtle reference refering to the appearance of the anus after extended anal sex. a mixture of colours, wine red, and various earth tones mixing into a hairy purple mess. Flushed skin with various..secretions. A spin on the older term 'cranberry juice stains', hinting at possible stains left on an unfortunate subject's boxer shorts the morning after.
Tommy went back to Regis and Gelman's condo? Someone's going to wake up with quite a purple mustache tomorrow!
by snake vargas July 16, 2008
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mastadon

A nickname describing a midget with an extremely large penis.
Girl 1: Hey you know peter?
Girl 2: Which one? The midget?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: He's a mastadon.
Girl 2: No Way!
by JannetTheBeast! May 30, 2008
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mustard on yo onions

Quick or fast pace describing an action.
Damn man, you got some mustard on yo onions today!
by Jeff Hanson May 25, 2005
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