mom-face

when you annoy or embarrassed your mother to a point that she gives you a "I WILL KILL YOU" look.

please note that children who have been disciplined enough will eventually not take affect by this god awful stare of hateful anger.

if your new to this glare your body will do the following in this order.
1. shit your pants
2. have a mini-stroke of fear
3. will give in to fear
4. die a little inside

Mom: Love you honey!!
Andy: Not Here!

*mom-face*

Andy: love you mommy

by RGJ94 March 18, 2011

Mom-dro-mat

What you call your mom's house when thats the only place you go to wash your clothes because it's free.

Comes from the name Laundromat. Since it's you mom's house you call it Mom-dro-mat.

Can also be called Dad-dro-mat. If you go to your Dad's house.

Friend: Look at this huge pile of dirty clothes when are you going to wash.

You: I will when I get a chance.

Friend: When you get a chance? There is a laundromat right down the street.

You: No way I not paying to wash my clothes I go to my Mom's house.

Friend: Oh yeah the good ole Mom-dro-mat

by Deezo88 May 26, 2011

Mom naj a trois

A threesome with soccer moms , milfs or old broads "a mom naj a trois "

Dude I just had a threesome with some milfs , a "mom naj a trois "

by Jb 73 April 22, 2014

Mom-jacked

When you post a status and your (or your friend's) mom adds a comment that completely hijacks the status to the point where the topic has changed.

You - "OMG, I totally had the worst day! I fell and broke my leg!"
Mom - "Hey, since you're home, would you please record Dancing With The Stars for me tonight?"
Everyone else - "OMG, I hope Derek Hough wins that Mirror Ball trophy!"
You - "Thanks, mom. You just mom-jacked my pain."

by smc1991 December 16, 2014

Mom call

When your mom calls you from the opposite side of the house to do a task that she could've done herself.

Dude I had a mom call yesterday, she just wanted me to hand her the remote when it was at her feet.

by Swag monkeys April 10, 2015

Mom Net

Getting cockblocked by your mother

"I was trying to get it on with Britney and my mom was like "John, chicken nuggets are ready!"." I got caught in a mom net.

by It's Juan August 19, 2016

mom thoughts

Noun; Achieved by wanking furiously at your mother's home and at climax, accidenatally thinking of mum. Later realizing, 'twas no accident.

Frank: Wtf is wrong dude?
Steve: I think I just had mom thoughts last night dude! OH SHIT!

by JustStopItPLEASE June 9, 2016