a self-inflicted diss
by yomommaisallama September 21, 2011
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Gotta go Gus.
Wait! Where are you going?!
I gotta fulfill my daily masturbational with Father Zed.
Good luck with that.
Thanks Gus, I will.
You will what...?
Wait! Where are you going?!
I gotta fulfill my daily masturbational with Father Zed.
Good luck with that.
Thanks Gus, I will.
You will what...?
by ESPeciallyscientific November 4, 2018
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1. Idolize theory, even though reality doesn't necessary go along with the theory
2. Find people who are agreed with your point of view (groupthink, filter bubble, echo chamber), and shut down any competing point of view
3. Nurture a superiority complex, that you're an Übermensch, you're far more intellectual than 99.9999999999…% hoo-mans around the world, and dwell inside your ivory tower instead of helping people out from their problems
4. Use any unnecessary words, terms, jargons, acronyms, backronyms, or any language styles that makes you sound intellectual (even though nobody asked)
5. Interrupt and change any discussion topic to become something intellectual when nobody asked
6. Justify unnecessary paywall for accessing knowledge
7. Put other's feet on your own shoes (a.k.a give them unsolicited advices based on your understanding and experiences, ignoring other's experiences)
8. Read any books that makes you look intellectual, even though you don't understand what do you read, and quote it every time you discussing, even though you don't know what are you talking about
1. Idolize theory, even though reality doesn't necessary go along with the theory
2. Find people who are agreed with your point of view (groupthink, filter bubble, echo chamber), and shut down any competing point of view
3. Nurture a superiority complex, that you're an Übermensch, you're far more intellectual than 99.9999999999…% hoo-mans around the world, and dwell inside your ivory tower instead of helping people out from their problems
4. Use any unnecessary words, terms, jargons, acronyms, backronyms, or any language styles that makes you sound intellectual (even though nobody asked)
5. Interrupt and change any discussion topic to become something intellectual when nobody asked
6. Justify unnecessary paywall for accessing knowledge
7. Put other's feet on your own shoes (a.k.a give them unsolicited advices based on your understanding and experiences, ignoring other's experiences)
8. Read any books that makes you look intellectual, even though you don't understand what do you read, and quote it every time you discussing, even though you don't know what are you talking about
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matt wanted to fap, but he was playing black ops so he found a good masterbation spot and got the job done.
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and you miss that good feeling
so you retreat to bed earlier than usual
take off your clothes
caress yourself, play yourself
until you hit the note
breathing slowly goes down
and you fall asleep piecefully
and you miss that good feeling
so you retreat to bed earlier than usual
take off your clothes
caress yourself, play yourself
until you hit the note
breathing slowly goes down
and you fall asleep piecefully
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First used by the American Eagle Air Line Pilots Association on June 13, 2012.
If you try to set a booby trap for someone and it back-fires on you, you just wasted your time trick masturbating.
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