Magic School Bus

The act of shitting one's self during roadhead, thereby effectively turning said roadhead into a mobile blumpkin.

I performed the magic school bus on that ratchet ass hoe La'quisha while returning from the KFC. It smelt like the Colonel's rotting corpse, but she kept suckin.

by 8============D~~~~~~~~ April 6, 2015

Magic Curtain

When you fold a woman’s sloppy beef curtains back into her Vagina to make them disappear, and then you fuck her.

Hey baby, would you like to try the magic curtain?

by Birdie Mangan July 19, 2020

Maggi

The most delicious noodles you could ever eat. The perfect thickness, and only takes 2 minutes to make. No I don’t own maggi and this isn’t sponsored by maggi but maggi is an amazing snacc when ur hungry.

Person: Hey wanna go grab some noodles?
Me: As long if they are maggi noodles!

by snacc bacc August 18, 2020

Mago

Mago is a spanish word for wizard or magician.

bellissimo, bellissima Il tempo era mago.

by ring my heart mago mago January 31, 2021

MAGAtard

Derogatory term used by Liberals used for calling out egregious examples of Conservative stupidity

"THE COVID-19 VACCINE IS UNSAFE, BUT COVID IS NOT A THREAT!"

"Shut up, MAGAtard! You're such an idiot."

by SomeRandomUrbDicBruv June 9, 2022

Makeover Mage

An NPC in the world of RuneScape. He/she is able to transform the player's gender and skin tone upon request. His/her main purpose is transforming sexually confused male players into female characters; these "girls" then go out into the world, usually identifiable by their hotness and suspicious taste in fashion (i.e. short shorts from Keldagrim). The Makeover Mage is responsible for at least half of the female characters in RuneScape. Genuine female players are rare.

*PkerGod spots his friend Bigdaddy13 walking away from the makeover mage's house*
PkerGod: Hey, weren't you a guy...?
Bigdaddy13: Um, no? Y do u ask
PkerGod: Yes you were. Dude, I saw you at CW yesterday.
Bigdaddy13: Oh that. Well see this account used to be my brothers but he gave it to me
PkerGod: Hmm. *adds Bigdaddy 13 to his ignore list*

by Enigmatical February 22, 2011

junk magnet

Slang term used to describe a hoarder who compulsively amasses a worthless shit heap.

There is no garbage that can escape the gravitational pull of that junk magnet!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2019