Mondopause

The act of persistently having a bad attitude on mondays, kind of like menopause, but less dramatic.

Steve's mother has a bad case of mondopause.

by FergyA October 5, 2010

Monday Sickness

A feeling experienced by (But not limited to,) high school aged individuals on the first day of every school week (Monday).
Common symptoms include:
Lowered brain functions,
Bad Temper,
Stress,
and an overall feeling of human (Or otherwise) excrement.

*Jimmy wakes up*
*Jimmy sees it's Monday*
*Jimmy goes back to sleep*

Example 2

1: "Dude, I got a 57% on that test last Monday..."
2: "That's Monday Sickness for you..."

by Perchant February 3, 2014

Mondo cool

Term we use as kids back in the day to say, "Extremely Cool" or these days "Awesome Cool"

I know, I invented the phrase.

That last tweet was so mondo cool.

by yomero December 25, 2016

Monday

The perfect day for a B.J

Friend1: "So what are you up to tomorrow?"
Friend2: "Well seeing as its a Monday i might invite my B.F round for a B.J"

by Had to be done. August 2, 2011

psuedo-mondo

utterly awesome, the zenith of existance

Shaan: This buffalo burger is most psuedo-mondo.
AD: cosign.

by AD February 23, 2005

monday morning

a good moment to start sth, for example make an important phonecall you wanted to make already for a while but you did not dare

Well, then, I will do that on Monday morning!

by xalena September 23, 2006

Mondoz

Alternative Metal band from Austin. Could possibly planted into the Human Culture as a clandestine operation initiated by the alien Mondoz. Infamous for their ability to hypnotize an audience into a state of mental shock.

by Zod October 23, 2003