Leftswipe

Someone you wouldn't give the time of day. Someone you would not only swipe left on, but expect others would too.

She's a total leftswipe.

by Possibly an Earthling February 20, 2020

leftsexual

people are attracted to any gender as long as they are liberal

Girl 1 “do you like Jason?”
Girl 2 “no way he’s republican i’m a leftsexual”

by Carson bezos March 1, 2021

left lane lag

a condition on limited-access high-capacity arterial roadways aka freeways where a disproportionately large convoy of vehicles occupies the "number one" aka left-most lane in anticipation of passing sauntering traffic in the other lanes. The cause of the build-up is often a beltway bitch or a motorist who is passing other slower motorists at a marginally higher velocity, often less than 1 mph greater, often out of fear that s/he may be pulled over for speeding if s/he goes any faster. Warning: this condition often creates freeway fags.

This left lane lag is ridiculous. That Buick needs to move over and let us pass!

by Driving School April 7, 2009

Left hand scan

Glancing at a man's left hand in search of a possible wedding band.

Ashley: "The new guy at work has been flirting with me lately."

Samantha: "What is the status of his left hand scan?"

Ashley: "No ring, but that isn't conclusive."

by Angry Ashley March 21, 2010

Left lane defense

1.The guarding or protecting of the left lane on an interstate using an unreasonably small following distance.

2. Preventing other motorists from entering the fast lane when the situation arises.

There were at least 3 cars in front of me with their left blinker on during stop and go traffic on the highway. However, they could not shift over while I had my left lane defense up.

by RAD_revolution July 24, 2010

Left Lane Marauder

An inconsiderate person who drives in the left lane and won't move over to let anyone pass.

Chris had thirty cars waiting to get by, but he would not get over because he was a Left Lane Marauder.

by CSH79 April 27, 2011

leftover coke whore

A prostitute who is hired hastily during a cocaine session with your buddies, who after services rendered, lingers for far too long, due to the unlikely prospect of receiving more cocaine.

Esp. A prostitute with tattoos on her face.

Who wants to show that leftover coke whore the door?

by benjid December 6, 2012