spartan laser

its where you fuck a chick so hard she starts bleeding through her vaginal cavity and it starts streaming up your peehole and then you cum blood all over her face

hey lets role play halo im going to shoot you with my spartan laser

by shademouse August 10, 2009

laser pointer

Geek penis, as referred to in Can't Hardly Wait.

Girl 2: He asked me to hold his laser pointer!
William Lichter: Now, ladies, ladies, please. Both of you can hold my laser pointer anytime.

by Rachel Whelan June 2, 2007

lamster

The object of Shawn Frison's affections.

Dio slid the chocolate eclair in his ass faster and faster, moaning and grunting softly. "Lamster, lamster, lamster! Oh god, you can write my javascript anytime! Oh yeah!"

by asdf October 31, 2003

Laser-Lamb

A person who is by nature quite meek, passive, and tends to conform, who, somehow, has acquired great, frightening power without actually deserving it, usually through the use of numbers (as with acquiring a large population or following)

"Man, I remember those f*ckin' preps back in High School; always used to tease me 'n shit. F*ckin' Laser-Lambs"

or:

Person 1 (conformist): "I'm very independent, thank you! Now let me recite a passage from my Bible, although I've never read a book other than the Bible!"

Person 2 (non-conformist): "Go read a different book, gain a bit of knowledge, you f*ckin' Laser-Lamb."

by C. A. August 4, 2007

Red Lantern

When a male stretches his scrotum over a light to create the appearance of a chinese red lantern

Mikes accidentally burned his scrotum from making a red lantern

by poopersc00per September 24, 2009

S'later

An utterance of good-bye, often slurred, following a pent-up, profanity-laced tirade against ungrateful customers, after which there is nothing left to say or do except grab a beer and bolt.

I've had it up to here, you ungrateful mother f*****s -- I'm mad as hell and I'm not gonna take it anymore! I'm outta here, and you can call me Steven. S'later!

by Dr.FrankU August 11, 2010

charging my laser

Male masturbation; Jacking off.

I ran my hand up my throbbing, warm meat. I was charging my laser.

by Caytie November 25, 2006