loaft

loiter

"the 5-0's gonna bust us for loafting up here"

by Jessica August 5, 2003

kitty loaf

A very fat, puffy vagina with unusually large outer lips.

Also, a sexual act when a man takes a dump on a woman's gential region (specifically her vagina).

Man, that ho at the club last night had a major kitty loaf! I could see it through her pants!

She creamed herself when I gave her a kitty loaf!

by Big Mama Stank March 14, 2008

lafs

lame version of "laughs".
some people seem to think it's the new lol.

girl: ZOMG, I'm lyk soo tired of "lol".

girl2: yeah, dats so last yr. lafs.

by whynotlie April 15, 2009

the Loaf

In modern times, a word describing one with the ultimate Powah. See Badass or The Shit

Omfg I wish I was as cool as the Loaf.
-Also-
Wtf why can't I be the Loaf.

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Ploughman Loaf

A Term used by bakers with reference to wanting to have sex with a hot Co-Worker

"Hey man, have you heard that Talty is working with this hot chick Kobi"?

"Yeah bro, He told me that she has been copping the Talty Ploughman Loaf for a while now"

"I wouldnt mine giving her some of my Ploughman Loaf"

by bigtuna123 October 19, 2011

Cock Loaf

When u dunk the crust of bread into the trash, while someone stroking his cock is watching.

They dunked their mighty cock loaf on the enemy team.

by ur mmoommy gaye March 15, 2020

Loaf

Dick (used with term candy,boot, sock)

That loaf was in my sock, my boot.... oh, go, that candy was great

by Bishmilla July 12, 2004