Jinkies 

When your girl's pussy hair is so thick you have to search for the hole.

"damn! I was messin' with my girl last night, and jinkies!

Jinkies by Chipmonculous October 4, 2017

Jink 

Jink can be used as a replacement for any word, for example if your ripping Julio in the basement and u don’t want ur parents to hear u say “yo pass the juul” you say “yo sauce a jink” or any other word u wanna swap it for.

Yo sauce me a jink I’ve been outa pods for days.

Jink by Dr.Jink Head October 14, 2017

Joint Custody

When you know you can't finish a joint on your own, so you share it with a homie.

Kaitlin: "Hey, I want to buy a joint but I get way too blitzed when I smoke by myself "

Tim: "no problem, wanna have joint custody? I'll split it with you!"

Joint Custody by Amy911 October 20, 2017

johnknocker 

(n.) A large animal that hobknocks small people

Smokey the Bear is a johnknocker.

johnknocker by Jethro T. Begger November 2, 2017

Joinglejingles

a condition which causes victims to experience the Christmas spirit long before Christmas starts

The doctor told Linda that she had a severe case of Joinglejingles and that she only had 69 days left to live.

Joinglejingles by peachcrusts April 20, 2018

Jinky 

To avoid something or someone through being light footed and agile.

“Those chickens are too jinky for me to catch”.

“Charlotte ‘jinked’ john in a game of tig”.

Jinky by Cibobo/Jmonty November 17, 2017

Jink 

When you say the beginning of a sentence the same as someone else, but the ending is different. Sort of like half of “ jinx ”

Person 1: Hey do you want some salad?
Person 2: Hey do you want an apple?
Person 1 & 2: JINK!
Then you owe them half a soda instead of an entire can.

Jink by Akacrispy January 23, 2018