Jonathan

A hot sexy Mexican-Salvadoran-American with a huge penis that goes deep in ur muthers ass. Jonathan’s tend to like peng tings and will always satisfy.

Person 1: damn life sucks being single.
Person 2: Ik how you feel man I rlly wish I had a “Jonathan” inside of me right now.

by Johnny’s November 21, 2021

JONATHAN

JONATHAN PHAM BOI WORKDS AT FEMBOY HOOTERS AND HES A MINOR

JONATHAN RAPES AND CREAMPIES MICHELLE AND SNIFFS HER IN BED SMH

by HOLEINABUCKET November 21, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is a funny guy that can make anyone laugh without even trying. hes friends with everyone and doesn't have many enemies. hes popular but not the mean type of popular. Jonathan is a gentleman and one of the sweetest boys to be around. Jonathan is very intelligent but may act like a 5 year old sometimes. you all should find yourself a Jonathan in your life.

Person 1- "Wow Jonathan, what a gentleman. i want a guy like Jonathan."

Person 2-"Have you guys met Jonathan hes one of the funniest dudes I know"

by proudballslover November 21, 2021

Jonathan

Jonathan is a word to describe someone who is ripped and has massive muscles, it is also used to describe someone with a massive whale cock that attracts all the pussy in the area.

Wow he is a Jonathan he should cum back to my place 😍

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jonathan

Basically Walter White

A cold sociopath who would throw pizza onto rooftops and poison kids with ricin with no empathy

Hi Jonathan
Jonathan replies with silence, smiles awkwardly

by Hellobitches033 November 22, 2021

Jonathan

The love of my life.
I hope.

Jonathan, I admire him. <3

by 𝐴 𝑇𝑟𝑢𝑐𝑘 *𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓴* October 30, 2021

Jonathan

probably likes crunch bars

person 1: is that a crunch bar
person 2: yes
person 2: *name is jonathan*

by clydethewiggler November 13, 2021