japton

a jumped up twat pretty much anything you want it to mean

you fucking japton cunt

thats a japton haircut

japton

by japtonite September 13, 2009

JAPanism

Though commonly mistaken for being Japanese, JAPanism is the process of being controlled by JAP (jewish-american-princess) or being a connection with someone under a JAP. The JAP is generally the mother, girl-friend, and/or wife in the situation and keeps all those close to her under a tight leash. She is generally disliked by the friends of those under her control and when something does not work for her, she unleashes a devilish shriek that may leave some unconscious. Some symptoms of JAPanism include failure to keep a plan/promise/date, unreliability, and late-night gatherings. If you or someone you know is under the JAPanistic flu, please contact your local doctor or banker for more information. Remember it is a highly contagious situation and is to be treated with the upmost importance.

My friend Betty just got JAPanism. Now she can't go swimming with us.

Man, that guy is such a JAPanistic. He needs to talk to a doctor....or lawyer.

by Dr. NoUrStuff February 8, 2010

Jappened

Short form for "Just Happened"
Pronounced: "jap - end"

WTF jappened?

by TheRock15 December 1, 2010

Japa-naut

A mythical creature in Japan. Any citizen who weighs at least 230 pounds and is at least six feet tall attains this rare status.

Japa-nauts may seem aggressive, but they are actually very passive creatures.

by Store Clerk March 13, 2011

Japanic Attack

The mother of all panic attacks, it's three times worse, and you don't see it coming. It eventually leads to continual meltdowns, and the fallout affects everyone you care about.

OMG! OMG! OMG! I'm having a Japanic attack!!!

by John Pennington April 11, 2011

Japflutter

The act in which the tip of man's penis is tickled by the eyelashes of his parter. It can be performed at different speeds depending on the wants of Japfluttiee.

Can be used during foreplay or as a quick relief.

Taking his penis in her hand she said "fancy a Japflutter?" then brought it too her eye and began blinking slowly at first on the tip then gaining speed until climax was reached.

by Bassmonstarr August 4, 2012

Japanese Hamburger

The worst hamburger ever. Reserved for that one-in-a-million hamburger that is so gross that you can't even eat it.

Dude you are the worst chef ever. No I'm not going to eat your Japanese Hamburger!

by Joe Salone June 15, 2012