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Internet Bisexual

1) One who frequents forums, chatrooms, or other online communities and doesn't take long to mention pointedly that he/she is a proud bisexual. The bisexual then relishes the attention from said community's more gullible and/or pathetic members. Internet Bisexuals are usually female, or males posing as females for attention.

2) By extension, anyone who lies about being bisexual or exaggerates sexual deviance for recognition or to fill a vacuum in personality.
"ZOMG where do you girls live? You should all throw on some schoolgirl outfits and come on down. We'll have ourselves a ball. ;-) <3 <3 ..."
by GMB October 9, 2004
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international community

The United States' favorite term when justifying its actions against non-Western or Islamic nations. The rationale being that America's not just acting in its own interests, but in the interests of the "International Community."
"(Iran and Syria's) problem is not with the United States, it's with the international community."

- White House spokesman Scott McClellan, February 16, 2005
by uclafalcon February 16, 2005
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Internauts

The final frontier is a horrifying place. It is a place where the human psyche is laid bare. It is a place where humans exercise all the monstrous little pieces of their wretched, twisted souls that they dare not reveal in public. It is an evil place where the blackened hearts of men beat with an unholy fervor, pumping the viscous black ichor of madness and depravity through the snaking veins of the global network. A place where there are usually no consequences for revealing one's true self, and where one may at last see their fellow homo sapiens for what they truly are -- base, feral animals.

We are the few, the proud, the brave ones that venture forth into this darkness and dare to explore the cold, pitiless reality of humanity. We are the Internauts, welcome aboard the netship.
guy #1 look at this nasty website
guy #2 no dude i can't handle it
guy #3 i will i am a INTERNAUTs!!
by Hitmantis October 5, 2009
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international student

Most awesome person you can ever meet. They are willingly decide to get off their asses, leave their home countries, and go see the world. For that reason, they should be given a helluva lot of credit. They usually have funny accents. This is another reason to hang out with them, because everything will suddenly become that much more hilarious. Also, they are generally young people, and have the tendency to be extremely good looking and smart.
Damn, look at that hot international student! She seems pretty freaking awesome.
by ann578 March 5, 2014
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internet meme

A short phrase, picture, or combination of the two that gets repeated in message boards and Barrens chat for far, far longer than anything ever ought to be. Imagine a small child being surprised by a jack-in-the-box every single time the toy springs out and you'll have a fairly good idea of what the collective internet considers witty.
"Chuck Norris kicked a man so hard that it cured cancer!"
"Wow, all your base are belong to Chuck Norris!!"
"Jesus Christ it's an internet meme get in the car!"
"ROFL :)"
by xqby June 24, 2008
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International Baccalaureate

Where getting a 3.9 (weighted) GPA gives you five times more preparation for college than that bastard who dropped out of IB and has a 4.7 (weighted).

Also where over 65-70% of students who start out as pre-IB in freshman year either drop out or fail out by end of senior year.

The best part about it is that everybody in IB agrees with the above two statement. (Note that this does not include the arrogant pre-IB smart asses who think IB is gonna be easy due to their ten times easier course loads)

I'll take an IB student with 3.9 GPA any day over a fucking idiot from Honors/AP with 4.7 who thinks his grades are so high when in reality it's inflated to stinkin' heaven.
Non-IB Idiot: Hey, I have a 4.5 GPA so far going into my junior year. I hear you're in International Baccalaureate?

IB Student: Yes, I'm going into my junior year with 4.1.

Non-IB Idiot: Haha you SUCK!

IB Student: So why don't you join IB your junior year? It's not too late.

Non-IB Idiot: Okay, then, lol, it can't be THAT hard. Bring it on!

IB Student: *Evil smile*

<Junior year passes by>

IB-Screwed-Over Idiot: FUCK! I got 3 C's, 2 A's, and 2 B's my junior year! How is this possible!? I worked three times harder than my previous two years!

IB Student: Oh, well, too bad. I made it out with 5 A's and 2 B's. Oh, wait, colleges look at your junior grades the most....
by LaLaLand999 October 12, 2009
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internet

Every lazy student's friend.
The Internet is to plagiarism what crack is to violent, glassy-eyed babbling. --Suck.com
by Witness10mm October 10, 2005
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